MY MARRIAGE A NEW THING (Part 3)

oaked Panties!
Hmmm.. number 1, on your “how to keep your man” list. Apart from looking good, it’s to possess killer underwear. After you take off the underwear, what happens next? Some women soak their panties for almost a week because they are too lazy to wash them daily and it gives them the joy to look at 15 white panties on the clothesline.
Your man comes into the bathroom and there is a slight wee stench and the water you soaked the panties in, has started having bubbles!

Let’s not even overkill the combo of panties, waist trainers, and soaked Panties!
Hmmm.. number 1, on your “how to keep your man” list. Apart from looking good, it’s to possess killer underwear. After you take off the underwear, what happens next? Some women soak their panties for almost a week because they are too lazy to wash them daily and it gives them the joy to look at 15 white panties on the clothesline.
Your man comes into the bathroom and there is a slight wee stench and the water you soaked the panties in, has started having bubbles!

Let’s not even overkill the combo of panties, waist trainers, and girdles or cycling tights, do you know how smelly you can be when you’ve walked through 34degrees of sun and then take them off and try to look sexy for your man!

Worse still you wear the same waist trainer the next day! And you wonder why your man’s aloof or cold sometimes. He may not be able to tell you but, STOP soaking your panties, they stink! STOP putting your ‘lady things’ in his face married or not. You may be killing it for him over time. girdles or cycling tights, do you know how smelly you can be when you’ve walked through 34degrees of sun and then take them off and try to look sexy for your man!

Worse still you wear the same waist trainer the next day! And you wonder why your man’s aloof or cold sometimes. He may not be able to tell you but, STOP soaking your panties, they stink! STOP putting your ‘lady things’ in his face married or not. You may be killing it for him over time.

Truly, after a few days,  things changed. Kayode called me to the room and asked me to sit on his lap. He apologized for not being the man he used to be and told me how the wedding expenses had left him penniless. He kissed me on the forehead, reached into his jacket pocket and handed over an envelope of N200k He then told me that he had been testing my patience deliberately, and that I’d passed the test. I was so happy! We spent the night in each other’s arms.

After a few weeks, I received a call that my mother  had fallen down the stairs. The Doctor wasn’t sure if she had a fracture or not. I went into hysteria mode but was able to call Kayode and tell him what happened. He had bought another car, but still wouldn’t let me drive any of them. He said I was a learner and that I couldn’t handle a ‘big car’. At that point, I didn’t care I looked for the keys and quickly drove out.

I opened the door to Mom’s room and found Kayode there fanning her with a newspaper. She said “see my Son is here, I don’t need you ”and laughed. I laughed too. We all did! After some minutes Kayode briefed me about Mom’s fall. Thank God! It was just a sprain. We were told she needed to be in bed for a few days and that she was not to put her weight on the ankle yet. I took Kayode out to the hallway to talk. I wanted to ask his permission to stay with Mom for the next few days. He said it was ok and asked how I got to the hospital so fast. I told him. He became visibly upset, gnashed his teeth and, told me to never try it again.

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